Lafayette Square Not Cleared For Fascist Trump Bible Photo-Op, They Were Just Doing Some Landscaping!

Can't much build an anti-antifa fence with all these antifas in the way!

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Defense Secretary Mark Esper Is SQUEEEEEEEEALING

Esper did not know Trump was going to do all that fascism with the Bible and the priest-gassing, HONEST, SIR, HONEST!

Military

Bill Barr Got DIRTY Yesterday

Guess who gave the order to clear the area so Trump could waddle across the street and hold a Bible upside down? NO YOU GUESS!

News

Trump Pentagon Goons Shocked To Find Selves Covered In Sh*t After Lying Down With Trump

'How could we possibly have known what Trump was going to do!' ask men who helped him do it.

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