Lafayette Square Not Cleared For Fascist Trump Bible Photo-Op, They Were Just Doing Some Landscaping!

Can't much build an anti-antifa fence with all these antifas in the way!

Trump

Feds Just Curious About Maybe Using A Freakin’ HEAT RAY On DC Protesters

They’re monsters ... and wait, why did we have a heat ray?

News

All Fun And Games Until Jim Mattis Literally Compares Trump To Hitler

Whew, is he ever pissed at President Bunker Baby.

Military