Senate Embarrasses Trump On Border Wall 'Emergency' Trump shouts VETO! because he's an asshole that way. Doktor Zoom Congress 14 Mar 2019
What's Shakin', Mitch McConnell? Does Your Life SPARK JOY? Sad turtle is sad :( Evan Hurst News 25 Jan 2019
Yeah, Mexico Will Pay For It. ANY MINUTE NOW. It's your daily shitshow shutdown roundup! Liz Dye Politics 03 Jan 2019
Shut Up, Old Man! Wonkagenda For Tues., Dec. 18, 2018 An angry, racist grandpa yells at the internet, the economy slides into the toilet, and Twitter hates black women. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 18 Dec 2018
Children's Health Insurance Program Killed For This Year, But This Koch Heir Don't Care! You're going to need your pitchforks handy for this one. Doktor Zoom News 20 Dec 2017
Senate Republicans Can't Wait To Cut Taxes For The Rich, Kill Your Healthcare, Screw Your Mom Oh, look, mother, the rich are dancing in the streets. How nice for them! Doktor Zoom News 30 Nov 2017
Beloved Wise President Donald Trump Could PROBABLY Save Nation With Alexander-Murray Healthcare Bill! A bipartisan compromise is not out of reach, just as long as Donald Trump decides it was his idea all along. Doktor Zoom News 19 Oct 2017
Trump's Doctor 'Candy Man' Running For Congress, Tells Texas District It's Just Big-Boned 2020 Congressional Elections
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