​President Tenderhearts So Upset Those People Chanted 'SEND HER BACK,' That's Not Christlike Bless his woke heart! Evan Hurst News 19 Jul 2019
​Maggie Haberman (Of Course) Just Saying MAYBE Trumps Are Royal Family Of America's Dreams! Uh oh, everyone, the New York Times committed another act of #JOURNALISM! Evan Hurst Culture 05 Jun 2019
Lara Trump Explains Taking In Refugees Was Germany's 'Downfall' And then all America's history teachers resigned in shame. Doktor Zoom Culture Wars 25 Apr 2019
Checking In With The Trump Spawn Crapsacks On A Lovely Friday Afternoon Oh, CRAPSACKS. Evan Hurst News 12 Apr 2019
Your Weekly Top Ten Is Taking Bets On How Long It Takes Roger Stone To Flip On Trump YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW! Evan Hurst popular 26 Jan 2019
Lara Trump To Furloughed Workers: Drop Dead You believe this lady? Stephen Robinson Culture 23 Jan 2019
Federal STRIKE. Wonkagenda For Wed., Jan. 23, 2019 Trump's shutdown enters Day 33, federal workers go on strike, and nobody wants the wall. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 23 Jan 2019
Let's Talk About The Trump Boys' Psychosexual Issues: A Christmas Nightmare! You can't unsee any of this. Evan Hurst News 04 Dec 2018
Elijah Cummings Just Asking SDNY If There's Anybody's Ass He Ought To Beat Right Now (Hint Hint!)​ News
Trump Judicial Nom Accidentally Followed The Constitution Once, So He's (Probably) OUT OF HERE! Culture Wars
