How Are America's Gun Jerks And Terrorists Keeping Us Safe This Week? Mostly by getting arrested, so ... yay? Doktor Zoom Guns 13 Aug 2019
Donald Trump Just Sellin' Millions In Real Estate To ... Untraceable LLCs? Cool Cool! It's not like he could be swayed by a few million bucks. Man can buy all the hamberders he wants. Doktor Zoom News 15 Jan 2019
MGM Suing Victims Of Las Vegas Massacre. Sounds About Right. Just good Corporate Citizens covering their asses Doktor Zoom News 17 Jul 2018
Judge Rules Feds Actually DID Do Tyranny To Bundy Clan, Sets Em All Free With Bundy-Style Prejudice Dingbat walks free, certain that he's blessed because the feds screwed up. Doktor Zoom News 08 Jan 2018
God Sends Cliven Bundy A Mistrial Clearly the federal prosecutors need a refresher course at the Derek Zoolander School For Kids Who Can't Litigate Good. Doktor Zoom News 21 Dec 2017
Carter Page Spills The Beans. Wonkagenda for Tues., Nov. 7, 2017 Carter Page's admits denying all the things, Mitch McConnell digs in, and the suit and tie crowd invades the swamp. Your morning news brief. Dominic Gwinn News 07 Nov 2017
Tomorrow Will Be A Wonkin' Las Vegas Saturday Night! (Afternoon) (We Are So Old) Pussycat pussycat I love you, yes I do! Rebecca Schoenkopf Featured 03 Nov 2017
Mitch McConnell Makes Turtle-Piddle All Over Trump Impeachment Trial (Liveblog, Day One!) Impeachment
Alan Dershowitz Is Keeping His Panties On For This Impeachment, So Don't Even Bother Asking Impeachment
