New York Times: 'Democracy Died While We Were Necking With Alan Dershowitz' Jeremy Peters sucks, just like the rest of the New York Times. Evan Hurst News 10 Jul 2018
Trump Says Trump Was Lying When He Admitted To Being Pussgrabbing Trash Baby Who you gonna believe? Donald Trump or Donald Trump? Evan Hurst News 27 Nov 2017
Punchy Faced Pharmaceutical Man Martin Shkreli Goes Directly To Jail, Does Not Collect $200 Karma's a bitch, Bro! Five Dollar Feminist News 14 Sep 2017
Tucker Carlson Sorry For Making Mean 'Teen Vogue' Lady More Famous Than Tucker Carlson Tucker Carlson may not be the stepping-stone to fame he thinks he is, maybe. Doktor Zoom News 26 May 2017
Trump Pisses On US Allies Like Russian Pee Hookers. Wonkagenda for Fri. May 26, 2017 Trump alienates allies, Ted Cruz has money problems, and FCC is REALLY trying to screw with you. Your morning news brief. Dominic Gwinn News 26 May 2017
Rebecca Schoenkopf Is Prophet Like Tucker Carlson: A Story By Rebecca Schoen-I Mean Evan Hurst WHAT IN THE FUCK IS THIS THING WE FOUND ON THE DAILY CALLER? Evan Hurst News 25 May 2017
Is Donald Trump Reverse-Gaslighting HIMSELF? Donald Trump is not crazy, ALL THE REST OF YOU ARE CRAZY. Evan Hurst News 23 Mar 2017
