'Justice' Dept. Prosecutes Woman Who Thinks Jeff Sessions Is Funny Like A Clown. No, This Isn't A Joke. Don't make me laugh. No, really, I could go to jail for it. Doktor Zoom News 03 May 2017
Barack Obama Says 'We Are Not As Divided As We Seem' And We Even Believe It For A While Barack Obama calls for healing after another wound to America's heart. We're just saps enough to be optimistic, a little. Doktor Zoom Post-Racial America 13 Jul 2016
Donald Trump To Be Law And Order President, Execute All Black Teens Not Playing Checkers Donald Trump continued to crib lines from Richard Nixon's 1968 playbook, promising to be the 'law and order candidate' of 2016. His vow to crack down on hippies may not resonate quite as well. Doktor Zoom Elections 12 Jul 2016
