Eligible #MAGA Bachelor Loves Trump, Long Walks On The Border Wall, And Bombing Clinics And Mosques. Swipe Right!
If the government won't force Muslims out, maybe private entrepreneurs like this dickhead will.
16 Mar 2018
Michigan Snowflake Is The Rosa Parks Of 18-Year-Olds Who Need To Buy Shotguns
So we guess the Parkland teens are the George Wallaces of AR-15s? That analogy really doesn't work.
12 Mar 2018
Call The Joo Lawyer Cause Roy Moore Is SO SUED
'Don't take the law into your own hands — take 'em to court.'
05 Jan 2018
Roy Moore Sues To Keep Little Thing Like 'Alabama Voters' From Stealing Election From Him
Be prepared to be laughed out of court by your former colleagues, Roy.
28 Dec 2017
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Wells Fargo: Still Pretty Evil! Native American Edition
We know it will shock you to learn that there is fuckery afoot at Wells Fargo!
13 Dec 2017
Trump's Judge Decides Trump's Guy Should Run Consumer Financial Protection Bureau. Surprise!
The foxes are really liking their new jobs in henhouse security.
29 Nov 2017
Jeff Sessions Cain't BuhLIEVE Obama's IRS Murdered All These Tea Party Groups!
We guess America is Great Again now.
27 Oct 2017
Texas First Responders Sue After Perfectly Harmless Chemical Not-Explosion Made Them Sick
It's probably all in their heads. And their lungs. And maybe their bloodstreams.
08 Sep 2017
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