Orlando Jesusland Layoffs Mean No More Daily Scourgings, Crucifixions Not even Jeb! Bush's tax exemption helped :( Doktor Zoom Religion 21 Feb 2020
TRONC TO NYDN: DROP DEAD Brainless owners in staffless newsroom! (Fine, we know, that's the Post) Doktor Zoom News 25 Jul 2018
Poor Glenn Beck Has To Sell Private Jet He Bought While He Was Laying Everyone Off The Last Time Nothing lasts forever. A lesson for Alex Jones. Doktor Zoom News 18 Apr 2018
This Tronc Chairman 'Consulting' Scam Is Trumpy As Shit Turns out, the anti-union lying techbro media company might not be run by the most scrupulous of sorts! killermartinis News 27 Dec 2017
Trump's Cabinet Off The Damn Rails You don't have to be crazy to work there, but... OK, you actually DO have to be crazy. Doktor Zoom News 27 Sep 2017
Jeff Sessions Can't Pee Test Everyone In D.C. Your Wonkagenda For Thurs., April 20, 2017 Patriots in the White House, Jesus doesn't love horndog gov Robert Bentley, and Rexxon is full steam ahead. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 20 Apr 2017
Trump Recession Will Be Excellent News For Donald Trump! Just think of all the Freedom! Doktor Zoom News 13 Mar 2017
Mean Old Government Trying To Stifle Corporations' Sacred Right To Screw Consumers Matt Carpenter News 06 Feb 2016
When You See What These Kids Are Jumping In, Your Jaw Will Drop! Tabs For Friday, Feb. 28, 2020 US of America News
What Does Your Hannity-Obsessed Uncle Fear More Than Death? Bernie, Socialism, Liz Warren, Sharks, Stairs ... polls
Mike Pence Will Edit All CDC Coronavirus Messages For Mentions Of Science, Truth, Boobies coronavirus
