Trump's Team Can't Stop Crash Landing. Wonkagenda For Fri., Sept. 29, 2017

Puerto Rico gets worse, MOAR Trumpkin air traffic control, and Jared Kushner has an email problem! Your morning news brief.

Elections

Nikki Haley Wishes Y'all Wouldn't Discuss Classified Intel Trump's Blabbing About On Twitter

Loose lips sink ships, y'all! LIT'RALLY!

Everywhere Else News

Trump Declares Victory Over Comey By Squealing 'I'M GONNA SUE!'

He's winning so much, he's going to get tired of winning.

Russia

The Intercept Breaks Huge Russian Hacking Story, For Glenn Greenwald To Shit On

Russia got further in tampering with the 2016 election than we ever knew, and The Intercept, for some reason, GOT THE SCOOP!

Russia