One Year Later. Wonkagenda For Wed., May 16, 2018

Michael Cohen's got a BIG problem, it's military warehouses for kids at the border, and the #Vagenda claims another big victory. Your morning news brief.

2017 State and Local Elections

Jeff Sessions Gonna GIT TOUGH ON YA, For 'Justice'

Sessions can't change any laws. But he sure can muck around with Justice.

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Could Somebody Help John Kelly Find Some Cardboard Boxes? Sturdy Cardboard Boxes Needed.

It's another episode of 'Backstabbing White House People Backstabbing Everyone.'

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LA Times Owners 'Tronc' Up To Sinister Bullshit Again

Hell of a way to run a newspaper, tronc.

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Trump Thinks Puerto Rico Has Been Mollycoddled Enough. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Oct 12, 2017

Shit in Puerto Rico gets serious, Rose McGowan suspended from Twitter for being worse than nazis we guess, and Hannity is blowing Trump on national TV. Your morning news brief!

Elections

Trump Embraces The Dark Side. More. Wonkagenda for Mon., Aug. 14, 2017

Pence yells at the media, Wall St. can't wait to be free, and Ajit Pai is giving Sinclair Broadcasting a helping hand. Your morning news brief!

Elections

Paul Ryan Comes Out To Play. Wonkagenda for Mon., July 31, 2017

Beating TrumpCare back into the grave, Paul Ryan tax cuts are back, Ivanka Trump is having a sad :( Your morning news brief!

Elections

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Caravan Bebes Finally Get Chance To Dance And Play

Post-Racial America

Despite Trump's Slasher-Flick Attacks, Obamacare Still Undead!

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Privacy

GOP Senators Will Find Whoever Left Pubic Hair On Brett Kavanaugh's Coke

Not that they were Yeti pubes. Totally different pubes.

Jeff Sessions Gonna GIT TOUGH ON YA, For 'Justice'

Sessions can't change any laws. But he sure can muck around with Justice.

Could Somebody Help John Kelly Find Some Cardboard Boxes? Sturdy Cardboard Boxes Needed.

It's another episode of 'Backstabbing White House People Backstabbing Everyone.'

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LA Times Owners 'Tronc' Up To Sinister Bullshit Again

Hell of a way to run a newspaper, tronc.

Trump Thinks Puerto Rico Has Been Mollycoddled Enough. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Oct 12, 2017

Shit in Puerto Rico gets serious, Rose McGowan suspended from Twitter for being worse than nazis we guess, and Hannity is blowing Trump on national TV. Your morning news brief!

Trump Embraces The Dark Side. More. Wonkagenda for Mon., Aug. 14, 2017

Pence yells at the media, Wall St. can't wait to be free, and Ajit Pai is giving Sinclair Broadcasting a helping hand. Your morning news brief!

Paul Ryan Comes Out To Play. Wonkagenda for Mon., July 31, 2017

Beating TrumpCare back into the grave, Paul Ryan tax cuts are back, Ivanka Trump is having a sad :( Your morning news brief!

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Caravan Bebes Finally Get Chance To Dance And Play

Brian Kemp Whines Stacey Abrams Won't Excuse Him From Debate To Go Lick Trump's Balls

Very Serious Journalists Wonder What Would Trump Do, Asking For Jesus

Despite Trump's Slasher-Flick Attacks, Obamacare Still Undead!

Tomi Lahren v. Candace Owens Is The Z-List Celeb Beef You Didn't Know You Needed

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An American Hero And A Rapey McGrossFace Walk Into The Senate Judiciary Committee. Your Shitshow Hearing Liveblog!

Very Special Judge Tells Paul Manafort And Giuliani To GTFOH

Peter Strzok Is A Fucking Badass. Let's Liveblog His All-Day Testimony!