Congratulations, Mitch McConnell, You're Wonkette's Legislative Sh*tmuffin For 2016! The award nobody wants goes to a man nobody likes. Doktor Zoom News 31 Dec 2016
Alabama Doctor-Senator Was Just Kidding When He Filed Revenge Bill Against Dead Patient Doktor Zoom News 01 Apr 2015
Alabama Senator-Doctor Will Finally Get Revenge On New Mom Who Died Under His 'Care' Doktor Zoom News 31 Mar 2015
Pervy Pol's Taint Leads To Private Caucus, All Political Dick Puns Currently In Use Beth Ethier News 22 Dec 2014
Nominate Your Terrible Local Lawmakers for Legislative Sh*tmuffin of the Year! Beth Ethier News 21 Dec 2014
Virginia Democrat Takes The Perfectly Legal Bribe Money From Republicans, Runs Dan Weber News 09 Jun 2014
Mitch McConnell Makes Turtle-Piddle All Over Trump Impeachment Trial (Liveblog, Day One!) Impeachment
Alan Dershowitz Is Keeping His Panties On For This Impeachment, So Don't Even Bother Asking Impeachment
