'I'll Cry If I Want To!' Wonkagenda For Fri., June 14, 2019 A grumpy old white man screams at the TV, then tries to start a fight with the neighbors. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 14 Jun 2019
Spy vs Lie. Wonkagenda For Fri., May 18, 2018 Trump world freaking out about spies, an assault on abortion, and Fox is woke now. Your morning news brief. Dominic Gwinn News 18 May 2018
LOL President Dumb Shit Got Played On North Korea, Can You Believe It? You are not gonna believe this, but North Korea is making Donald Trump look like an idiot. Evan Hurst News 16 May 2018
Trump Expands Muslim Travel Ban To ... Venezuela? Fuck It, Why Not! Travel Ban 3.0 has some of the bugs worked out but the User Agreement is still a bitch. Doktor Zoom News 25 Sep 2017
Jill Stein Steps On Own Dick For Two Solid Minutes, And It Is BREATHTAKING We think Jill Stein may have broken her own SAYING DUMB SHIT record! Evan Hurst News 31 Jul 2017
President Bannon Cramming Sh*t Through While Ivanka And Jared Are Off Being Jewish Have you noticed that Trump's worst behavior happens between sundown Friday and sundown Saturday? Evan Hurst News 31 Jan 2017
Super Smart Trump Campaign Manager Accidentally Admits Her Boss Is A Criminal LOL OMG WTF Did Donald Trump do crime in Cuba? Of course he did, says his campaign manager Kellyanne Conway! Evan Hurst News 29 Sep 2016
Alex Jones Won't Be Fooled When Hillary Clinton Tries To Assassinate Herself TRICKSTER HILLARY STRIKES AGAIN. Evan Hurst News 26 Sep 2016
Celebrities Who Destroyed Their Careers! (They Are All Donald Trump.) Tabs, Tues., Jan. 21, 2020 News
