Winter Olympians Invite Trump To Meet At The GO FUCK YOURSELF Bar And Grill We are sorry the women's hockey team had to witness his bizarre riff on the Paralympics, though. Evan Hurst News 27 Apr 2018
Sally Field Will Be Adam Rippon's Mother-In-Law If It's The Last Damn Thing She Does If her son is being a pill about this, Sally Field is free to Adopt A Wonkette and set us up with whomever she'd like. Evan Hurst News 20 Feb 2018
GOP Missouri Gov. Will Protect Your God-Given Right To Shoot At Coronavirus, With Your Hidden Penis-Gun! coronavirus
Fate Of American Small Businesses Rests In Hands Of Donald Trump, Steve Mnunchin ... Oh CRAP! economics
