Winter Olympians Invite Trump To Meet At The GO FUCK YOURSELF Bar And Grill

We are sorry the women's hockey team had to witness his bizarre riff on the Paralympics, though.

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Sally Field Will Be Adam Rippon's Mother-In-Law If It's The Last Damn Thing She Does

If her son is being a pill about this, Sally Field is free to Adopt A Wonkette and set us up with whomever she'd like.

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