No End In Sight. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Jan. 24, 2019

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Sinclair Execs Pretty Sure The Haters Are All Just Jealous Of How Awesome They Are

The world's creepiest media corporation is also a Real Housewife of Somewhere.

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Wingnuts So Mad George Soros Made Sinclair Spread Conservative Propaganda

This is, perhaps, one of the most spectacular self-owns in the history of self-owns.

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FCC Saving America From Anti-Trump Bias In Local Weather Reports

Hey, how about news that's as biased as Fox, but doesn't reveal its ideology openly?

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Montana Sheriff To Ragemonster Republican Thug Greg Gianforte: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

What's a little aggravated assault between friends?

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At Least Tucker Carlson Still Has His Girlish Laugh

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Kamala Harris Equal Pay Proposal Nanny State Boo Hoo Oh No WAAAH

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