Your Weekly Top Ten STICKS ITS TONGUE OUT AT YOU YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW! Evan Hurst News 16 Mar 2019
Hilarious Judge 'Bout To Give Michael Flynn The Death Penalty, Just For Fun! LOCK HER UP. Evan Hurst News 18 Dec 2018
NEW Trump Attorney General Pick Is Big Dumb​ Meatball, Just Like The Last Idiot Meet William Barr! He's a VERY SERIOUS PERSON, and he sucks. Evan Hurst News 07 Dec 2018
Robert Mueller Just Saying Michael Flynn Sold ALL Y'ALL F*CKERS OUT, OH MY LORD That part ain't redacted, it is LOUD AND CLEAR. Evan Hurst News 05 Dec 2018
Michael Flynn Forgot To Clear Himself, Sorry Conspiracy Cranks! #clearflynnnow? Yeah, naw, LOL. Five Dollar Feminist News 10 Jul 2018
Here Are The 579,852 Dirtiest Cambridge Analytica Scoops In Channel 4's New Video! Can Channel 4 do new videos every day? This is great! Evan Hurst News 20 Mar 2018
ROBERT MUELLER GONNA STICK THESE INDICTMENTS UP RUSSIA'S ASS NOW SHIT IS GETTING SO REAL, Y'ALL. Evan Hurst News 16 Feb 2018
Michael Flynn's Grift To Steal Middle East For Russia (And Himself!) Would Make Sarah Palin Blush WHAT THE HELL WHAT THE HELL WHAT THE HELL WHAT THE HELL WHAT THE HELL? Evan Hurst News 06 Dec 2017
Let's Watch Republicans Sh*t On A Guy With A Purple Heart! (Impeachment Liveblog, Day Three!) Impeachment
