Someone Got European Socialism All Over Frank Luntz's 5-Star Hotel! Thanks Obama. Doktor Zoom Class War 18 Jun 2019
Fox News Demands Ban On Thing That Hurts Children: Video Games With a straight face, even. Doktor Zoom Guns 28 Aug 2018
Tomi Lahren Demands Liberals Stop Shooting Christians To Death With Assault Mockery Tomi Lahren is a very tiresome young lady. Doktor Zoom News 20 Feb 2018
Tomi Lahren Doesn't Rhetoric Good, By A Ph.D. In Rhetoric In which we take Tomi Lahren far more seriously than she deserves. Doktor Zoom Guns 19 Feb 2018
How Can Liberals Defend Obamacare When There Are Starving Children In India, Huh? In which we wade into a Twitter fight between two journalists. Why would we even DO that? Doktor Zoom Healthcare 28 Jun 2017
Republicans To Fix Healthcare By Finding Solution To Fix It. You'll Really Want To Read This One. Republicans' case for rewriting healthcare might be stronger if they had a case. Doktor Zoom Healthcare 16 Jun 2017
Deleted Comments: You Secular Porn Addicts Are Destroying America And Have Never Read Shakespeare! We thought we were smart, but it turns out we're porn-addicted dummies who've never read Shakespeare. Ay, me! Doktor Zoom Culture Wars 08 Jan 2017
Trump Campaign Releases Laziest Dumbass Ad Of 2016 Campaign Gosh, did Hillary Clinton get cheered for promising to raise taxes on the middle class? Sure, if you're a complete idiot! Doktor Zoom Elections 05 Aug 2016
Let's All Try To Wrap Our Brains Around This Incredibly Stupid Argument For The Electoral College popular
Trump Retweets Notorious British Racist Katie Hopkins In Order To Prove He Isn't Racist Post-Racial America
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Deleted Comments: You Secular Porn Addicts Are Destroying America And Have Never Read Shakespeare!
We thought we were smart, but it turns out we're porn-addicted dummies who've never read Shakespeare. Ay, me!