David Brooks Stands Athwart History Yelling 'BOTH SIDES!' I've Been To Twitter, But I've Never Been To Me Doktor Zoom Culture Wars 06 Sep 2019
Someone Got European Socialism All Over Frank Luntz's 5-Star Hotel! Thanks Obama. Doktor Zoom Class War 18 Jun 2019
Fox News Demands Ban On Thing That Hurts Children: Video Games With a straight face, even. Doktor Zoom Guns 28 Aug 2018
Tomi Lahren Demands Liberals Stop Shooting Christians To Death With Assault Mockery Tomi Lahren is a very tiresome young lady. Doktor Zoom News 20 Feb 2018
Tomi Lahren Doesn't Rhetoric Good, By A Ph.D. In Rhetoric In which we take Tomi Lahren far more seriously than she deserves. Doktor Zoom News 19 Feb 2018
How Can Liberals Defend Obamacare When There Are Starving Children In India, Huh? In which we wade into a Twitter fight between two journalists. Why would we even DO that? Doktor Zoom News 28 Jun 2017
Republicans To Fix Healthcare By Finding Solution To Fix It. You'll Really Want To Read This One. Republicans' case for rewriting healthcare might be stronger if they had a case. Doktor Zoom News 16 Jun 2017
Deleted Comments: You Secular Porn Addicts Are Destroying America And Have Never Read Shakespeare! We thought we were smart, but it turns out we're porn-addicted dummies who've never read Shakespeare. Ay, me! Doktor Zoom News 08 Jan 2017
Ilhan Omar's Challenger A QAnon-Believing, Alleged-Multiple-Offending Shoplifter On The Run From The Law Conspiracy Theories
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We thought we were smart, but it turns out we're porn-addicted dummies who've never read Shakespeare. Ay, me!