Tomi Lahren Demands Liberals Stop Shooting Christians To Death With Assault Mockery
Tomi Lahren is a very tiresome young lady.
20 Feb 2018
Tomi Lahren Doesn't Rhetoric Good, By A Ph.D. In Rhetoric
In which we take Tomi Lahren far more seriously than she deserves.
19 Feb 2018
How Can Liberals Defend Obamacare When There Are Starving Children In India, Huh?
In which we wade into a Twitter fight between two journalists. Why would we even DO that?
28 Jun 2017
Republicans To Fix Healthcare By Finding Solution To Fix It. You'll Really Want To Read This One.
Republicans' case for rewriting healthcare might be stronger if they had a case.
16 Jun 2017
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Trump Campaign Releases Laziest Dumbass Ad Of 2016 Campaign
Gosh, did Hillary Clinton get cheered for promising to raise taxes on the middle class? Sure, if you're a complete idiot!
05 Aug 2016
Donald Trump Explains Bigly Why Immigration Killed All Those Gay People In Florida
Donald Trump explained Hillary Clinton can't possibly support gay people, because she doesn't hate Muslims enough. He said other things that made even less sense, too.
14 Jun 2016
Trump Spokespiece Katrina Pierson Says It Is Super Cool And Not Sexist To Call Women Bimbos
Katrina Pierson explains to Megyn Kelly that it would actually be MORE sexist if he did not call women "bimbos."
10 May 2016
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We thought we were smart, but it turns out we're porn-addicted dummies who've never read Shakespeare. Ay, me!