At Least ICE Fuckery Doesn't Happen To American Citizens... Oh, Shit. Trump didn't start this. But he's absolutely going to make it worse. Doktor Zoom News 27 Apr 2018
LA Times Owners 'Tronc' Up To Sinister Bullshit Again Hell of a way to run a newspaper, tronc. Doktor Zoom News 29 Jan 2018
LA Times Goes Union! Gross Harassey Publisher Goes Straight To Hell! Big doin's at the Los Angeles Times, yes sir. Doktor Zoom News 19 Jan 2018
Give Sarah Huckabee Sanders A Break? The Fuck We Will. Someone is wrong on the internet. Evan Hurst News 30 Nov 2017
Los Angeles Times Owners Try To Bust New Union In Stupid, Pathetic, Total TRONC Way Wow, are union-busters going downhill. Maybe they should hire a union guy to help! killermartinis News 06 Oct 2017
Obamacare Still Lumbering Along, At Least Until Trump Stabs It In The Face To Death (Some More) Hooray, Obamacare is still alive! Say, who's that in the hockey mask with the weird hair? Doktor Zoom News 19 May 2017
Pussy Trump Fires FBI Director James Comey For Failure To BOW DOWN TRUMP RUSSIA TRUMP RUSSIA TRUMP RUSSIA TRUMP RUSSIA TRUMP RUSSIA TRUMP RUSSIA TRUMP RUSSIA! Evan Hurst News 09 May 2017
'Fox & Friends' Morons So Mad At These 'Anti-Trump' T-Shirt Slogans, Like GRRRRRR! We guess t-shirts are 'Anti-Trump' if they say true things. UNFAIR TO THE PRESIDENT! Evan Hurst News 14 Mar 2017
Can We All Agree That Barack Obama Should Never Follow Bill Kristol's Consistently Bad Advice? 2020 democratic primary
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