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Trump's insane presser, Brett Kavanaugh faces the music, and the world pees in Trump's back yard. Your morning news brief!

Elections

Trump Hates Jeff Sessions For His Hick-Talkin' Cousin-Fuckin' Trump-Supportin' Southern Accent

You gonna let the president talk about y'all like this, southern Trump idiots?

Culture

Texas Leads Lawsuit To Kill DACA, Since America Isn't Cruel Enough Yet

Federal courts protecting DREAMers? Red states to the rescue!

Post-Racial America

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Erick Erickson Ain't Goin' To The White House To Eat Some Fancy Unpronounceable 'LAMB'

Erick Erickson is a very simple man who likes to fuck goats, ALLEGEDLY. No fancy side dishes for him!

News

Trump Judge Nom Wendy Vitter: Was Segregation BAD? That Is For Her To Know And To Also Not Tell You!

Plus: Does being on birth control mean you'll get murdered? Don't ask Wendy Vitter! She ain't sayin'!

Post-Racial America

Cops Who Shot Alton Sterling Won't Face Justice. And The Cops Who Shot Stephon Clark...?

Justice denied is just plain justice denied.

Post-Racial America

Compassionate Republicans Horrified At Cruel Dems For Killing CHIP

Oh, look! Republicans suddenly care about CHIP funding!

Healthcare

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Relax, Everyone: Donald Trump Is Still A F*cking Criminal

Russia

Trump Idiots 'Debunk' Michael Cohen Story By Shrieking HAW HAW BUZZFEED SUX!

Russia

Trump: Me, Impeached? LOOK, A TERRORIST PRAYER RUG!

Culture Wars

Trump AG Nominee Bill Barr Should Have Kept His Big Mouth Shut About Obstruction Of Justice

Russia

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