So, It Was 'Black Metal' That Made The Nice White Boy Burn All Those Black Churches? Sure, let's blame Norway. Stephen Robinson Post-Racial America 12 Apr 2019
Hey, Louisiana Dipsh*t Congressman Idiot! We Found Michael Cohen's Boxes! BUT WHAR BOXES? asked Clay Higgins, who still didn't understand WHAR BOXES. Evan Hurst News 01 Mar 2019
Checkmate, Libs: 7 Morons From Kansas Decide Gay People Are A Religion! Which by their rules mean gay people can do ANYTHING? But ... not? Robyn Pennacchia SCOTUS 14 Feb 2019
WELCOME. TO. HELLLLL. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Sept. 27, 2018 Trump's insane presser, Brett Kavanaugh faces the music, and the world pees in Trump's back yard. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn Elections 27 Sep 2018
Trump Hates Jeff Sessions For His Hick-Talkin' Cousin-Fuckin' Trump-Supportin' Southern Accent You gonna let the president talk about y'all like this, southern Trump idiots? Evan Hurst Culture 31 Aug 2018
Louisiana Is About To Pass A Heinous Abortion Law, And You're Not Gonna Like Who's Behind It You're not gonna believe the twist here. Robyn Pennacchia Healthcare 18 May 2018
Texas Leads Lawsuit To Kill DACA, Since America Isn't Cruel Enough Yet Federal courts protecting DREAMers? Red states to the rescue! Doktor Zoom Post-Racial America 02 May 2018
Erick Erickson Ain't Goin' To The White House To Eat Some Fancy Unpronounceable 'LAMB' Erick Erickson is a very simple man who likes to fuck goats, ALLEGEDLY. No fancy side dishes for him! Evan Hurst News 24 Apr 2018
An American Hero And A Rapey McGrossFace Walk Into The Senate Judiciary Committee. Your Shitshow Hearing Liveblog!
