Hey, Louisiana Dipsh*t Congressman Idiot! We Found Michael Cohen's Boxes!

BUT WHAR BOXES? asked Clay Higgins, who still didn't understand WHAR BOXES.

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Checkmate, Libs: 7 Morons From Kansas Decide Gay People Are A Religion!

Which by their rules mean gay people can do ANYTHING? But ... not?

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WELCOME. TO. HELLLLL. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Sept. 27, 2018

Trump's insane presser, Brett Kavanaugh faces the music, and the world pees in Trump's back yard. Your morning news brief!

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Trump Hates Jeff Sessions For His Hick-Talkin' Cousin-Fuckin' Trump-Supportin' Southern Accent

You gonna let the president talk about y'all like this, southern Trump idiots?

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Texas Leads Lawsuit To Kill DACA, Since America Isn't Cruel Enough Yet

Federal courts protecting DREAMers? Red states to the rescue!

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Erick Erickson Ain't Goin' To The White House To Eat Some Fancy Unpronounceable 'LAMB'

Erick Erickson is a very simple man who likes to fuck goats, ALLEGEDLY. No fancy side dishes for him!

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Trump Judge Nom Wendy Vitter: Was Segregation BAD? That Is For Her To Know And To Also Not Tell You!

Plus: Does being on birth control mean you'll get murdered? Don't ask Wendy Vitter! She ain't sayin'!

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And Now, Sarah Huckabee Sanders With A Dramatic Reading Of The Day's Events

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Sandy Hook, Parkland Still Claiming Lives

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Lindsey Graham Gonna LOCK HER UP With Robert Mueller Or Something, F*ck If We Know

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