SDNY Will Put Michael Cohen TO DEATH! OK Not Really, But It's BAD (For Him) Meanwhile, Robert Mueller is being a LI'L BIT nicer to him. Evan Hurst News 07 Dec 2018
Trump's Cabinet Off The Damn Rails You don't have to be crazy to work there, but... OK, you actually DO have to be crazy. Doktor Zoom News 27 Sep 2017
Nobody Tell Trump About Philippines Bill Requiring 'Enthusiastic' Singing Of National Anthem The Philippines is considering a law that could jail people for insufficient patriotic fervor. Let's hope Donald Trump doesn't get ideas. Doktor Zoom News 29 Jun 2017
Mitch McConnell IS NOT A Cry Baby! Wonkagenda For Wed., Feb. 22, 2017 Trump starts mass deportations, DAPL protests are down to the wire, and drone-killing eagles! Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 22 Feb 2017
Team Of Evils: Jeff Sessions Was Too Racist To Be A Federal Judge, But He Could Be Your Next Attorney General! Yes, that election happened. And here's your proof that it's not just a bad dream. Doktor Zoom News 18 Nov 2016
Ted Cruz Finally Manages To Be Kind Of A Mensch, For Once In His Awful Life Credit where credit is due. Robyn Pennacchia News 21 Jul 2016
Torture Hero Allen West Just Asking If Legless Vet Congresswoman Tammy Duckworth Is 'Loyal' Is All Doktor Zoom News 22 May 2014
