​Alabama Not So Sure About Doug Jones, Might Give The Accused Kid-Toucher Another Look So that's fun! Evan Hurst News 16 Apr 2019
Trump Urges Voters To Reject Don Blankenship, Who's As Bad As That Alabama Loser He Backed Donald Trump really can't stand this guy, unless of course he wins the West Virginia GOP primary. Doktor Zoom News 07 May 2018
Welcome To The Senate, Republican Mississippi Lady! You Will Be There For Eight Months, Max. Meet Cindy Hyde-Smith, before November's election sends her back to Mississippi! Evan Hurst News 10 Apr 2018
President Good Brain Sat Down With Reuters, Showed 'Em Which One Is 'Camel' So glad we settled the question of whether Trump has dementia or not! Evan Hurst News 18 Jan 2018
... And The Fucking Horse Roy Moore Rode In On Your one-stop shop for Alabama election results! (OR IS IT?) Evan Hurst News 12 Dec 2017
Oh Shut Up About Al Franken, President Pussburglar Weird, the sexual predator in the White House still doesn't have anything to say about accused kid toucher Roy Moore. Evan Hurst News 17 Nov 2017
Alabama Governor Kay Ivey Does Not Have Time For Mitch McConnell's Shit! Mitch McConnell has A PLAN to save the Alabama Senate Seat. He'll get a woman to save his bacon. That'll work. Liz Dye News 16 Nov 2017
Roy Moore And Mitch McConnell Are Fighting, And We Can Hear Steve Bannon's Giggly Jizz Yelping From Here The good news is that this will probably not end well for Bannon. Evan Hurst News 13 Nov 2017
