Minneapolis/St. Paul, We're Gonna Make It Tonight After All! KNOCK KNOCK MOTHERFUCKER. Rebecca Schoenkopf Featured 14 Mar 2018
Fargo, North Dakota, It's A Beautiful Day! No, it's Tuesday, not today. We just came early. It's a real problem sometimes. Rebecca Schoenkopf Featured 12 Mar 2018
O Hai Please Join Wonkette As We Travel To The Teens' March For Our Lives ON YOUR MANY DIMES! Gonna kiss ALL OF YOU on your faces! Rebecca Schoenkopf Featured 26 Feb 2018
Please Send Wonkette To The #Teens' March For Our Lives, Because I Really Fucking Want To Go YOU GUYS. IT IS MY BIRTHDAY. GIVE US ALL THE MONEY TO GO TO THE MARCH THING, WITH THE TEENS, FOR NO GUNS. Rebecca Schoenkopf Featured 23 Feb 2018
Scott Walker Pretty Much Only Republican Willing To Be Seen At Trump's Coronation Scott Walker, who dropped his own pursuit of the presidency so others could stop Donald Trump, is now going to support Trump to stop Hillary Clinton. He simply can't stop himself. Doktor Zoom News 05 Jul 2016
Wisconsin Moms: We'll Feed Your Kids 'Jesus Lunches' Or We'll Cut A Bitch Doktor Zoom News 14 Apr 2016
Total Joke Bernie Sanders Draws Ten Thousand For Wisconsin Rally, LOL What A Joke Doktor Zoom News 02 Jul 2015
Scott Walker Wished Jewish Friends A Merry Jewish Christmas And An Incendiary New Year Doktor Zoom News 10 Dec 2014
