Minneapolis/St. Paul, We're Gonna Make It Tonight After All!
KNOCK KNOCK MOTHERFUCKER.
14 Mar 2018
Fargo, North Dakota, It's A Beautiful Day!
No, it's Tuesday, not today. We just came early. It's a real problem sometimes.
12 Mar 2018
O Hai Please Join Wonkette As We Travel To The Teens' March For Our Lives ON YOUR MANY DIMES!
Gonna kiss ALL OF YOU on your faces!
26 Feb 2018
Please Send Wonkette To The #Teens' March For Our Lives, Because I Really Fucking Want To Go
YOU GUYS. IT IS MY BIRTHDAY. GIVE US ALL THE MONEY TO GO TO THE MARCH THING, WITH THE TEENS, FOR NO GUNS.
23 Feb 2018
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Scott Walker Pretty Much Only Republican Willing To Be Seen At Trump's Coronation
Scott Walker, who dropped his own pursuit of the presidency so others could stop Donald Trump, is now going to support Trump to stop Hillary Clinton. He simply can't stop himself.
05 Jul 2016
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