Trump Spox Idiot Pretty Sure Refusing To Air Trump's Million-Hour Babble Speech Is UNCONSTITUTION

And other highlights from a very boring and low-energy night.

New Madison Cawthorn Stupider Than Old Madison Cawthorn, Somehow

Meet Bo Hines and his community abortion review board for rape and incest victims!

Here's Old Handsome Joe Biden TYRANNICALLY OPPRESSING Republicans With Some Light Mocking

Looks like those clowns in the GOP are at it again. What a bunch of clowns.