​Hey White House, Should We Keep Talking About 'Alabama' More, FOREVER? Okay. New press idiot Stephanie Grisham is definitely #BeBest right now. Evan Hurst News 05 Sep 2019
Congress To Hold Hearings On How Gross Trump's Yeti Pubes Really Are Just no visual aids of the Mario Kart dick, please. The whole world is trying to eat lunch right now. Evan Hurst News 04 Sep 2019
​Whatcha Doin' Down There, Mike Pence? Just like a prayer ... your voice can take me there ... Evan Hurst News 07 Aug 2019
Trump Idiots Sh*tting Bed Over Joaquin Castro Revealing Top Secret Public Info About Them Holy fuck these people are stupid. Evan Hurst Post-Racial America 07 Aug 2019
Your Weekly Top Ten Is READY FOR IN-PEACH! YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW! Evan Hurst US of America News 27 Jul 2019
Are Chuck Todd And Maggie Haberman Gaslighting You About The Mueller Hearings? Click Here To Tell Them To F*ck Off! Some of us seem to have watched a different hearing from the one others watched. Evan Hurst Russia 25 Jul 2019
Washington Examiner Will Teach New York Times To Journalism Gooder Or something. Five Dollar Feminist Russia 21 Jun 2019
​Grumpy The Clown Too Grumpy To Run For President. Oh, Grumpy! President ClownDick McSad is in a bad mood, you guys. Evan Hurst News 11 Jun 2019
Candace Owens Says We All Need To Just Chill The F**K Out About 'White Supremacy' Post-Racial America
Trump Insists That It's Illegal To Investigate His Crimes, Figures That Everyone Will Just Go Along With It lawsplainer
