What's Great About The New York Times Is How Pompously Bad At Everything They Are Trump says Big Macs are 100 calories and part of any balanced breakfast! Nine billion humans with access to Google disagree. Evan Hurst Journamalism 31 Mar 2020
Hopey Changey Jobby Againy Go Back To White Housey, Guess She Failedy In Californy, Big Frowny Who greenlighted this reunion special? Liz Dye White House 13 Feb 2020
John Bolton Is Back To F*ck Sh*t Up! Don't mess with Mustache Man. Liz Dye Trump impeachment hearings 27 Jan 2020
Turns Out There's A Limit To Bill Barr's Trump Fluffery, GIVE HIM A SNAUSAGE! Do not congratulate. Evan Hurst Ukraine 07 Nov 2019
​Hey White House, Should We Keep Talking About 'Alabama' More, FOREVER? Okay. New press idiot Stephanie Grisham is definitely #BeBest right now. Evan Hurst News 05 Sep 2019
Congress To Hold Hearings On How Gross Trump's Yeti Pubes Really Are Just no visual aids of the Mario Kart dick, please. The whole world is trying to eat lunch right now. Evan Hurst News 04 Sep 2019
​Whatcha Doin' Down There, Mike Pence? Just like a prayer ... your voice can take me there ... Evan Hurst News 07 Aug 2019
If Trump Stops Being Total F*ckup RIGHT NOW, Coronavirus Might Only Be Between 33 and 81 9/11s! coronavirus
How Much 'Handmaid's Tale' Sh*t Are Red States Doing To Ban Abortion In The Time Of Coronavirus? Healthcare
