Turns Out There's A Limit To Bill Barr's Trump Fluffery, GIVE HIM A SNAUSAGE! Do not congratulate. Evan Hurst Ukraine 07 Nov 2019
​Hey White House, Should We Keep Talking About 'Alabama' More, FOREVER? Okay. New press idiot Stephanie Grisham is definitely #BeBest right now. Evan Hurst News 05 Sep 2019
Congress To Hold Hearings On How Gross Trump's Yeti Pubes Really Are Just no visual aids of the Mario Kart dick, please. The whole world is trying to eat lunch right now. Evan Hurst News 04 Sep 2019
​Whatcha Doin' Down There, Mike Pence? Just like a prayer ... your voice can take me there ... Evan Hurst News 07 Aug 2019
Your Weekly Top Ten Is READY FOR IN-PEACH! YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW! Evan Hurst News 27 Jul 2019
Are Chuck Todd And Maggie Haberman Gaslighting You About The Mueller Hearings? Click Here To Tell Them To F*ck Off! Some of us seem to have watched a different hearing from the one others watched. Evan Hurst News 25 Jul 2019
Washington Examiner Will Teach New York Times To Journalism Gooder Or something. Liz Dye 2016 Presidential Election 21 Jun 2019
John Roberts Not Our Real Dad, Can't Make Us Be Nice. Impeachment Trial Liveblog, Day Two! Impeachment
