Robert Mueller's Investigation Will Be Over When It's Fucking Over, You Hear That, Donald Trump?

Here's all your latest Mueller investigation news! SPOILER it is all real dumb.

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New York Times Takes Break From Kissing Trump's Ass, Kisses Melania's Ass Instead

What the fuck is wrong with the New York Times?

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IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO PAID FOR THE FUCKING DOSSIER, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES

It doesn't matter who paid for opposition research IF IT'S FUCKING TRUE, YOU IDIOTS.

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If Maggie Haberman's Hot Takes Get Any Hotter, We're All Going To Burn To Death

You guys, Maggie Haberman is wrong about a thing again.

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New York Times's Maggie Haberman Has Chosen To Be A Dick Today

How DARE Nate Silver suggest the New York Times's coverage of Hillary's emails was anything but PERFECT?

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Everybody Hates Trump, Even Though He Made BIG BOMBS GO BOOM. Loser!

But Donald Trump thought doing bombs would make him presidential. :(

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Joe Scarborough Has Finally Stopped Crying

What a relief!

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Paul Manafort Celebrates 70th Birthday With Loved Ones APRIL FOOLS HE'S IN PRISON

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GOP'S Secret Healthcare Plan Is That It Has No Healthcare Plan

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Fraudy Sovereign Citizen Dude Loves Cats, Fraud

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Jerry Nadler To Bill Barr: IT'S SUBPOENA-THIRTY, MOTHERF*CKER!

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