It's Still The Collusion, Stupid (By Which We Mean CONSPIRACY)

Trump will just LOVE what the Senate Intelligence Committee just said. That doesn't mean you should be that stupid.

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In This Episode Of Bonesaw Weekly, Saudi Arabia Opts For The Subtle Approach

O RLLY? You're warning us?

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VINDICATED! Donald Trump Jr. Didn't Do ANY Crimes That One Time! (Perhaps! Allegedly! MAYBE.)

Actually his face is a crime, which means as long as he insists on having it, he's doing crimes.

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IS THIS COLLUSION? BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE F*CKING COLLUSION

We are just saying.

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It's Russia Indictment O'Clock Again, Trump Tower Lady Lawyer Edition!

Natalie V, Back For Season 3!

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Does The Treasury Department Have A Teensy Russian Spy Problem? We Are Just Asking!

Russians sexted with Treasury Department officials for secret dirt to hurt Hillary Clinton before the 2016 election, and that's just the beginning of the fuckery.

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Roger Stone Maybe 'Bout To Get Indicted, Please Send Money For Commissary IN JAIL

Is it about to be INDICTMENT THIRTY up in here? Mayyyybe!

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Elijah Cummings, Activists Beat Big Pharma Over The Head With Generic PReP

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Trump Tells America He DID NOT EITHER Have A Temper Tantrum, SHUT UP STINKY NANCY!

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Republicans Just Want Census To Ask If You Are A Jailbird, Nothing Could Go Wrong With That!

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Good Thing Bill Barr Is A Paragon Of Honesty, Because ... Well Sh*t Just Read It

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It's Still The Collusion, Stupid (By Which We Mean CONSPIRACY)

Trump will just LOVE what the Senate Intelligence Committee just said. That doesn't mean you should be that stupid.

In This Episode Of Bonesaw Weekly, Saudi Arabia Opts For The Subtle Approach

O RLLY? You're warning us?

VINDICATED! Donald Trump Jr. Didn't Do ANY Crimes That One Time! (Perhaps! Allegedly! MAYBE.)

Actually his face is a crime, which means as long as he insists on having it, he's doing crimes.

IS THIS COLLUSION? BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE F*CKING COLLUSION

We are just saying.

SUPPORT THE CAUSE

It's Russia Indictment O'Clock Again, Trump Tower Lady Lawyer Edition!

Natalie V, Back For Season 3!

Does The Treasury Department Have A Teensy Russian Spy Problem? We Are Just Asking!

Russians sexted with Treasury Department officials for secret dirt to hurt Hillary Clinton before the 2016 election, and that's just the beginning of the fuckery.

Mohammad Bone Saw SHOCKED To Find Khashoggi Murder Premeditated

He'll get to the bottom of this 'heinous crime'!

Roger Stone Maybe 'Bout To Get Indicted, Please Send Money For Commissary IN JAIL

Is it about to be INDICTMENT THIRTY up in here? Mayyyybe!

SUPPORT THE CAUSE

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Elijah Cummings, Activists Beat Big Pharma Over The Head With Generic PReP

Oh No Nancy Pelosi Is Dying Of All The Things Hillary Clinton Died From Already!

Trump Tells America He DID NOT EITHER Have A Temper Tantrum, SHUT UP STINKY NANCY!

Republicans Just Want Census To Ask If You Are A Jailbird, Nothing Could Go Wrong With That!

Good Thing Bill Barr Is A Paragon Of Honesty, Because ... Well Sh*t Just Read It

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An American Hero And A Rapey McGrossFace Walk Into The Senate Judiciary Committee. Your Shitshow Hearing Liveblog!

Brett Kavanaugh Just Made Susan Collins A Liar

ENTIRE SENATE TELLS DONALD TRUMP TO GO EAT A F*CK