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BREAKING: Ted Cruz Rolls Over, Asks Mitch McConnell To Rub His Belly

Dan Weber

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13 Nov 2014

McConnell, Cruz Prepare For Epic Dick-Measuring Contest

Dan Weber

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10 Nov 2014

McConnell Defeats Grimes, On Track To Become Senate's Top Beleaguered Cat Lady

Alex Ruthrauff

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04 Nov 2014

Wall Street's Newest Tool: Eric Cantor

DDM

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02 Sep 2014

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