HI DAD. I'M IN JAIL. Wonkagenda For Fri., Aug. 24, 2018 The Manhattan DA is eyeballing Trump Org, prosecution grips Pecker, the White House's paranoid 'Echo Chamber' memo. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 24 Aug 2018
Thanksgiving: Australia Just Humiliated Lady Bigot 'Pauline Pantsdown'! An entirely complete and not at all biased history of #auspol. killermartinis News 25 Nov 2017
The 86 Dumbfuckingest Things Trump Said To The Grown-Ass Leaders Of Mexico And Australia WHO IN THE FUCK ARE THE LOCAL MILK PEOPLE? Evan Hurst News 03 Aug 2017
Mean Australian Prime Minister Caught On Tape Teasing Our Dear Leader Donald Trump! Remember when we had a president world leaders DIDN'T MAKE FUN OF CONSTANTLY? Evan Hurst News 15 Jun 2017
Mean New National Security Adviser Never Lets Trump Have Any Fun :( 'Adults' have always been in charge, and look what a mess they've made. Let's hand power to a petulant babyman instead! Doktor Zoom News 09 May 2017
Fine, Mr. President, If You Insist, We'd Be OK With Australian-Style Healthcare Too Let's make #AussieHealthcareNow a thing, shall we? Doktor Zoom News 05 May 2017
Trump Doesn't Like Being Leaked On No, *besides* the Russian pee hookers, we mean. Rebecca Schoenkopf News 06 Feb 2017
Donald Trump Pissed Off Australia, Threatened To Invade Mexico. But He Was Just Joshing! (No He Wasn't) If Trump can't start fight with our closest allies, who CAN he start fights with? Wait don't answer that. Evan Hurst News 02 Feb 2017
Light A Candle, Knock On Wood, Turn Around Three Times, And Spit, Because SCOTUS Is Ruling On Trump's Tax Returns SCOTUS
