HI DAD. I'M IN JAIL. Wonkagenda For Fri., Aug. 24, 2018

The Manhattan DA is eyeballing Trump Org, prosecution grips Pecker, the White House's paranoid 'Echo Chamber' memo. Your morning news brief!

SCOTUS

Thanksgiving: Australia Just Humiliated Lady Bigot 'Pauline Pantsdown'!

An entirely complete and not at all biased history of #auspol.

Elections

The 86 Dumbfuckingest Things Trump Said To The Grown-Ass Leaders Of Mexico And Australia

WHO IN THE FUCK ARE THE LOCAL MILK PEOPLE?

News

Mean Australian Prime Minister Caught On Tape Teasing Our Dear Leader Donald Trump!

Remember when we had a president world leaders DIDN'T MAKE FUN OF CONSTANTLY?

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