Next Time, Pam Karlan, Just Make Fun Of Donald Trump Jr.'s Face Feel free to be as cruel as you'd like! Evan Hurst News 05 Dec 2019
How Are GOP Idiots Defending Trump's Ukraine Crimes Today? None of them will say Trump's Ukraine call was perfect :( Evan Hurst Impeachment 11 Nov 2019
Michelle Obama Can Tell Barack's Is Bigger Than Trump's Just By Looking At It NOT THEIR DICKS, YOU PERVERTS. Evan Hurst News 16 Nov 2018
Trump Finds A Website Worse Than Fox News. Wonkagenda For Mon., Nov. 27, 2017 The GOP still can't figure out what it's doing, REXXON is blowing off security briefings, and Melon Trump hates being FLOTUS. Your post-vacay morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 27 Nov 2017
Daily Caller Fashion Police Cordially Invited To STFU About Barron Trump Apparently it's offensive for Barron Trump to dress like an 11-year-old boy. Evan Hurst News 22 Aug 2017
Dumb Racists Eagerly Share Hoax Article Claiming Malia Obama Arrested For Dogfighting Fake news! Robyn Pennacchia News 08 May 2017
Arrivals, Departures, Resistance No Dear Shitferbrains this week. We've got a whole Shitferbrains administration to deal with instead. Doktor Zoom News 29 Jan 2017
Nice Time Update! DC Shelter Gets Obama Girls' Playground Without Any Trump On It Look! TOYS! Doktor Zoom News 17 Jan 2017
Celebrities Who Destroyed Their Careers! (They Are All Donald Trump.) Tabs, Tues., Jan. 21, 2020 News
