Michelle Obama Can Tell Barack's Is Bigger Than Trump's Just By Looking At It NOT THEIR DICKS, YOU PERVERTS. Evan Hurst News 16 Nov 2018
Trump Finds A Website Worse Than Fox News. Wonkagenda For Mon., Nov. 27, 2017 The GOP still can't figure out what it's doing, REXXON is blowing off security briefings, and Melon Trump hates being FLOTUS. Your post-vacay morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn Elections 27 Nov 2017
Daily Caller Fashion Police Cordially Invited To STFU About Barron Trump Apparently it's offensive for Barron Trump to dress like an 11-year-old boy. Evan Hurst News 22 Aug 2017
Dumb Racists Eagerly Share Hoax Article Claiming Malia Obama Arrested For Dogfighting Fake news! Robyn Pennacchia News 08 May 2017
Arrivals, Departures, Resistance No Dear Shitferbrains this week. We've got a whole Shitferbrains administration to deal with instead. Doktor Zoom Post-Racial America 29 Jan 2017
Nice Time Update! DC Shelter Gets Obama Girls' Playground Without Any Trump On It Look! TOYS! Doktor Zoom News 17 Jan 2017
Guess The Trump Kids Aren't ALLOWED To Swing On The Swingset Why did Donald Trump reject Obama's nice offer to leave Malia and Sasha's play set for the Trump kids? Evan Hurst News 05 Jan 2017
Poor Kellyanne Conway Can't Find A Swanky DC Private School For Her Grubby Kids :( Oh, how sad! Evan Hurst News 29 Dec 2016
Elizabeth Warren Has A Plan To Fix Wall Street And Kick Mitt Romney Square In The Money-Dick Class War
