It Was Michael Cohen, In Prague, With The Cell Phone HE WAS SUPPOSED TO LEAVE AT HOME, JESUS CHRIST You know, allegedly. Evan Hurst News 27 Dec 2018
Fusion GPS Just Threw The Fuck Down On Trump And GOP Congress, And It Was MAGNIFICENT RELEASE THE GODDAMNED TRANSCRIPTS. Evan Hurst News 03 Jan 2018
Trump Adores Self At Civil Rights Museum. Wonkagenda For Mon., Dec. 11, 2017 Trump loves himself at civil rights museum, old white people make excuses for pedophillia, and Judge Jeanine goes off the rails (again). Your morning news brief. Dominic Gwinn News 11 Dec 2017
'Trump' Name Coming Off New York Apartments So Humans Can Rent Without Paralyzing Shame Renters aren't crazy about living in high-end buildings labeled 'Trump.' Can't they be deported? Doktor Zoom News 16 Nov 2016
Obama Designates Stonewall As First LGBT National Monument. You're Next, Mt. Rushmore Evan Hurst News 24 Jun 2016
Ben Carson Beats Ted Cruz With Both Eyeballs Tied Behind His Back (Because He Is Sleeping) Doktor Zoom News 20 Apr 2016
Ilhan Omar's Challenger A QAnon-Believing, Alleged-Multiple-Offending Shoplifter On The Run From The Law Conspiracy Theories
