Poor Ainsley Earhardt Stuck In This Tiny Room Forever Because Feminists Murdered All The Door-Holders Won't some chivalrous gentleman come rescue her? Robyn Pennacchia Featured 12 Jun 2019
Donald Trump Could Give Two Shits About Mexican Earthquake, Hurricane, Like You'd Expect Someone please send him to charm school. Robyn Pennacchia Featured 12 Sep 2017
Some Guy Yelled At Ivanka Trump On A Plane And Everyone Is All OH MY STARS! Should you yell at Ivanka Trump in front of her kids? Let's wonksplore! Rebecca Schoenkopf News 22 Dec 2016
Charlie Sheen Talkin' Sh*t About Donald Trump's Cheap Ass Fugazi Wedding Present A lot of this sounds like a euphemism for his Presidential campaign. Robyn Pennacchia News 20 Jun 2016
Trump Supporter Thrilled Trump Will Make America Great Again, For A-Holes Remember the good old days when you could just insult whomever you wanted, and then they would kill you in a duel? Robyn Pennacchia News 27 May 2016
Donald Trump Very Sad You Nasty People Keep Using His Words To Misquote Him Another day, another way the world is being 'very nasty' to poor ol' Donald Trump! Robyn Pennacchia News 17 May 2016
Do Not Gaze Upon The Minnesota State Senate Like Common Eyeball-Havers, During Debate! Evan Hurst News 15 Apr 2015
Meet Dennis, The Iowa GOP-er All Buttered Up About Boner Fraud. Dennis Is Weird. State/Local Politics
