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Laura Ingraham Can Beat Up Your Honor Student

Why's he so upset? It's not like he's facing something really sad like losing his guns.

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Wisconsin Teens March 50 Miles To Yell About Guns On Paul Ryan's Lawn

Those kids will keep marching, marching, marching, 'til gun sense is breaking through.

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Fox News Vs. The Teens. Sorry, Fox.

Another Children's Treasury of Fox News versus reality.

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Briefly Lucid Pat Robertson Likes These Young Folks Marching For Gun Reform. Huh!

A shocking outbreak of decency on the right!

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A Million Kids Just TOOK YER GUNS On Uncle Sam's Lawn. Here's What They Said.

Don't take our word for it, let the protesters speak for themselves.

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How Are Rightwing Jerks Lying About Florida School Shooting Survivors Today?

Who would lie about a kid who survived a mass shooting? Trick question! She's a crisis actor and there WAS no mass shooting!

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Rick Santorum Is Fucking Asshole

Why does this man have a job on TV anywhere?

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Caravan Bebes Finally Get Chance To Dance And Play

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Despite Trump's Slasher-Flick Attacks, Obamacare Still Undead!

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