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Florida, man.

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He might as well have called him a fucking moron like Tillerson did.

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Is he trying to be Putin's goddamned Secret Santa here? Is that what makes him go 'MISSION ACCOMPLISHED' in his pants?

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Senate Still Seems Pretty Pissed About This Whole MOHAMMED BONE SAW Thing!

Weird, huh!

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Black Republican Tim Scott Blocks Racist Judge, Isn't Asshole Just This Once

So that's TWO horrible racist judicial nominees shot down. Obviously, the problem is solved!

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Relax, Everyone: Donald Trump Is Still A F*cking Criminal

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Trump Idiots 'Debunk' Michael Cohen Story By Shrieking HAW HAW BUZZFEED SUX!

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Trump: Me, Impeached? LOOK, A TERRORIST PRAYER RUG!

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