Senate Embarrasses Trump On Border Wall 'Emergency' Trump shouts VETO! because he's an asshole that way. Doktor Zoom Congress 14 Mar 2019
IT'S ALL FINE. Wonkagenda For Mon., March 11, 2019 Trump's bigass budget, the horse race for 2020, and Erik Prince miiiight have lied to congress. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 11 Mar 2019
Marco Rubio REALLY Wants To Make A Venezuelan Snuff Film It's almost as if he's trying to say something. BUT WHAT? Doktor Zoom History Facts 25 Feb 2019
Stacey Abrams Giving Democratic SOTU Response, So It Won't Suck So Much This Time Oh look, they actually picked a badass. Evan Hurst News 30 Jan 2019
The Top 10 NATIONAL EMERGIES The Next Democratic Prez Will Definitely Declare If Trump Does It For WALL All of these things will come to pass so that the prophecies may be fulfilled. Evan Hurst News 11 Jan 2019
Rick Scott Is Pissing Off All The Florida Republicans By Being A Petty Dick And It Is Glorious Florida, man. Doktor Zoom News 10 Jan 2019
Mattis's Resignation Letter To Trump Less Of A 'Thank You,' More Of A 'F*ck You' He might as well have called him a fucking moron like Tillerson did. Evan Hurst News 21 Dec 2018
OK For Real, What The HELL Is Trump Thinking With His Syria Pull-Out? Is he trying to be Putin's goddamned Secret Santa here? Is that what makes him go 'MISSION ACCOMPLISHED' in his pants? Evan Hurst Russia 20 Dec 2018
An American Hero And A Rapey McGrossFace Walk Into The Senate Judiciary Committee. Your Shitshow Hearing Liveblog!
