You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 28, 2019

Donnie leaves Kim at the altar, a new Dream Act, and GI Joe hacked Russia. Your morning news brief!

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It's Still The Collusion, Stupid (By Which We Mean CONSPIRACY)

Trump will just LOVE what the Senate Intelligence Committee just said. That doesn't mean you should be that stupid.

Russia

President Grandpa, Would You RELAX? Dems Will Never Stop Investigating You, And Your Whining Is Pathetic

It's just getting tiresome at this point.

Russia

Maria Butina's Gross Old Boyfriend Is Too Dumb For Spying

MY DUDE, COME ON!

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2018: The Year In Robert Mueller's Witch Hunt Finding SO MANY GUILTY-ASS WITCHES

Here's to Mueller finding many more in 2019!

Russia

Russian Spy Chick Mariia Butina Pleading GUILTY, To Loving NRA TOO MUCH!

And if loving the NRA is wrong ... wait. Loving the NRA IS wrong!!

Russia

'I Am Not A Crook.' Wonkagenda For Tues., Dec. 11, 2018

Trump has 'no Plan B,' and wants to shut the government down over his goddamn wall. Your morning news brief!

Russia

Remember Weird-Ass Russian Spy Maria Butina And Her Old-Ass American Boy Toy? Here's What's Up With Them!

Her case might be 'resolved' soon, and he might face charges as a RUSSIAN AGENT!

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Paul Manafort Celebrates 70th Birthday With Loved Ones APRIL FOOLS HE'S IN PRISON

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GOP'S Secret Healthcare Plan Is That It Has No Healthcare Plan

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Fraudy Sovereign Citizen Dude Loves Cats, Fraud

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Jerry Nadler To Bill Barr: IT'S SUBPOENA-THIRTY, MOTHERF*CKER!

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