2020 Dems All Socialist, Except The Ones Who Are Only A Little Socialist And John Delaney, too! Doktor Zoom 2020 presidential election 18 Nov 2019
Marianne Williamson Not Leaving Dem Race Until She's Tricked Into Saying Name Backwards She's still got woo-woo goop to share! Stephen Robinson 2020 democratic primary 17 Oct 2019
Good Luck At The Debate Tomorrow Night, Tulsi Gabbard! (It Is Tonight) Your Democratic debate preview! Don't nobody tell Tulsi it's tonight. Evan Hurst 2020 democratic primary 15 Oct 2019
Your Weekly Top Ten Makes This Face When We See Rudy Giuliani On TV YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW! Evan Hurst Weekly Top Ten 12 Oct 2019
We Were In The Sh*t, Man! The 2019 Iowa Democrats Steak Fry, We Mean We've all gone to look for America. Dominic Gwinn News 23 Sep 2019
Billionaire Other Tim Ryan Pays Voters $10 Million To Pretend To Like Him Tom Steyer is a hypocrite and a fraud. Stephen Robinson News 13 Aug 2019
David Brooks Has Seen The Future, And It Has A Jade Egg In Its Nethers We need a dark psychic space force. Doktor Zoom 2020 presidential election 02 Aug 2019
Elizabeth Warren Has A Plan For Hiding John Delaney's Body, After What She Did To Him Last Night Didn't happen on 5th Avenue, but we're pretty sure she didn't lose a single follower. Evan Hurst News 31 Jul 2019
Let's Watch Republicans Sh*t On A Guy With A Purple Heart! (Impeachment Liveblog, Day Three!) Impeachment
