A Gun In Every Classroom. Wonkagenda For Mon., March 12, 2018
Trump has some thoughts about guns, Chuck Todd is woke, and Betsy DeVos doesn't know shit. Your morning new brief.
12 Mar 2018
Badass Marines Lady Will 'OORAH!' All Over Pig Turd Kentucky GOP
Can the first lady Marine to fly an F-18 in combat beat the GOP's ass in Kentucky's 6th district? RECKON SHE MIGHT!
01 Aug 2017
At Solemn Memorial Day Ceremony, Donald Trump Solemnly Sings, Dances Like Six-Year-Old
Now THIS looks presidential.
30 May 2017
Jeff Sessions Can't Pee Test Everyone In D.C. Your Wonkagenda For Thurs., April 20, 2017
Patriots in the White House, Jesus doesn't love horndog gov Robert Bentley, and Rexxon is full steam ahead. Your morning news brief!
20 Apr 2017
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Trump's Spies Demand Absolute Loyalty! Wonkagenda For Mon., March 20, 2017
Trump installs spies to watch his cabinet, Joni Ernst gets booed, and James Comey heads to The Hill. Your morning news brief!
20 Mar 2017
Comey, Come Out To Play-ay! Wonkagenda For Wed., March 15, 2017
Senators want James Comey to come out and play, Rachel Maddow broke the Internet, and TrumpCare is DOA! Your morning news brief!
15 Mar 2017
GOP Has A Hard Time Not Killing People. Wonkagenda for Fri., March 10, 2017
GOP doesn't 'get' healthcare, Rex Tillerson is MIA, and Schwarzenegger for Senate? Your morning news brief!
10 Mar 2017
Obama NEVER Tapped That Ass! Wonkagenda For Mon., March 6, 2017
Trump crossed his wires and spent all weekend yelling at people! Your morning news brief!
06 Mar 2017
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