Frottage Perv Mark Halperin REFUSES To Take His Gross Penis And Go Home What part of GET THE FUCK OUT did you not understand??? Stephen Robinson Media/Entertainment 11 Sep 2019
Mark Halperin Puts Penis To Paper For New Trump Book No Decent Person Should Buy Mark Halperin: 'If I Did It.' Stephen Robinson Media/Entertainment 19 Aug 2019
Cut That Epstein Conspiracy Sh*t Out Right Now! You never go full Gateway Pundit! Five Dollar Feminist News 12 Aug 2019
Mark Halperin Wants You To Forget That Tiny Spot Of Frottage This is excellent news for John McCain. Stephen Robinson News 03 May 2019
Jeff Sessions Got Some Jokes! Wonkagenda For Wed., June 27, 2018 Jeff Sessions jokes about baby jails, immigrants are getting screwed, a crazy night of primaries, Dominic Gwinn News 27 Jun 2018
Mika Brzezinski Unsure Why Mark Halperin's Accusers Don't Want To Have Tea With Him It is not the job of these women to facilitate Mark Halperin's redemption arc. Robyn Pennacchia Featured 22 Dec 2017
Robert Mueller Smashing White House Trumpkins. Wonkagenda For Tues., Oct. 31, 2017 Mueller spooks Trump (again), John Kelly shows his true colors (again), and Hannity loses his shit (lol duh). Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 31 Oct 2017
GAME CHANGE: Mark Halperin Can't Stop Rubbing His Gross Penis On Women, Allegedly! That guy always creeped us out, but we thought it was because of his hacky, stupid 'analysis.' Evan Hurst News 26 Oct 2017
