Trump To Pelosi: I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT IF I STEP ON MY OWN DICK AND EAT IT AT THE SAME TIME?

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'I'm Still Doing It.' Wonkagenda For Wed., Jan. 9, 2019

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House Democrats SO PISSED OFF At James Comey Right Now. Let's Irresponsibly Speculate Why!

Wonder what Comey could have said that made ALL THE DEMOCRATS blow a gasket.

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Your Hero Nancy Pelosi Is Tiny And Exquisite, Just Like You Always Imagined

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If You're Going To Go On Fox News, Kick Fox's Ass Like Pete Buttigieg Did

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