Trump To Pelosi: I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT IF I STEP ON MY OWN DICK AND EAT IT AT THE SAME TIME? Well played, Trump! Or, you know, the opposite of that. Evan Hurst News 17 Jan 2019
'I'm Still Doing It.' Wonkagenda For Wed., Jan. 9, 2019 Buncha bullshit about Trump's wall, but many other stories too! Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 09 Jan 2019
House Democrats SO PISSED OFF At James Comey Right Now. Let's Irresponsibly Speculate Why! Wonder what Comey could have said that made ALL THE DEMOCRATS blow a gasket. Evan Hurst News 13 Jan 2017
Your Hero Nancy Pelosi Is Tiny And Exquisite, Just Like You Always Imagined Ooh, look, more fancy pictures of fancy people! Evan Hurst News 27 Jul 2016
Rep. Mark Takano Lives Out Every Teacher's Fantasy, Gives 'F' To House GOP's Dumb Writing Doktor Zoom News 12 Jul 2013
Jobless Floridians Will Starve Because Rick Scott Spent $77 Million On A Crappy Unemployment Website State/Local Politics
