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Trump V. Beto: No Contest. Wonkagenda For Tues., Feb. 12, 2019

Trump takes on Beto, you're not getting a tax refund, and David Pecker's little Bonesaw. Your morning news brief!

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Trump insults a seven-year-old, and holds the country hostage. Your morning news brief!

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Maybe Mexico Won't Pay For It? Wonkagenda For Wed., Dec. 19, 2018

Trump's not so proud to shut the government down anymore, and Facebook gave away all your shit. Your morning news brief!

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'Very High Levels of Intelligence.' Wonkagenda For Wed., Nov. 28, 2018

Trump brains goodly, baby jails are getting worse, and MUELLER IS COMING. Your morning news brief!

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Everyone Is 'You're Fired.' Wonkagenda For Wed., Nov. 14, 2018

Trump has locked himself in his room, an alt-right nutjob is arrested, and Nancy Pelosi gets ready for war. Your morning news brief.

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Wingnuts Finding 'Midterm Vote Fraud' In Their Breakfast Cereal

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