US Sen. Martin Heinrich In HOTT 'New Mexico Three-Way!' Fine, it's just the election, not sex. But it COULD be. Doktor Zoom News 14 Oct 2018
Flake, Heinrich Announce Bill About Domestic Abusers With Guns. Is That Even LEGAL? Oh no! A Republican is trying to prevent domestic abusers from buying guns, even though laws never work! Doktor Zoom News 08 Nov 2017
For Trump, Russia Investigation Is A Laser Pointer, And He's An Obsessed Pussy No pussy! No pussy! YOU'RE ... okay, we get it. Evan Hurst News 23 Jun 2017
Your Weekly Top Ten Is In Gay Love With Kamala Harris And Martin Heinrich YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW! Evan Hurst News 17 Jun 2017
Have We Mentioned That New Mexico Senator Martin Heinrich Is Sexxxy As Fuck? HELLLOOOOOOOOO THERE! Evan Hurst News 15 Jun 2017
Can Jeff Sessions Jes' Plumb Not Answer Your Scary Questions? An Executive Privilege Lawsplainer! Jeff Sessions supports The Rule of Law! Well, for brown people anyway. Five Dollar Feminist News 14 Jun 2017
Today's Hearings: Senators Go HULK SMASH At Zip-Lipped Intel Chiefs Refusing To Give Up The Precious Plus bonus video of Sen. Kamala Harris murdering some fools, with words! Evan Hurst News 07 Jun 2017
WTF Democrats! Why Did Ted Cruz Vote Better Than You On Reducing Prescription Drug Costs? Seriously, what even the fuck. Robyn Pennacchia Featured 12 Jan 2017
