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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, Freezer Martinis!

The coldest martini you will ever have, bar none.

Matthew Hooper

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05 Aug 2022

Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, Hooper's Dirty Martini!

Because some of you like it dirty.

Matthew Hooper

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19 Nov 2021

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08 Feb 2016

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