THIS IS NOT FINE. Wonkagenda For Fri., March 15, 2019

White supremacists mass murder New Zealand Muslims. Your morning news brief!

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Bezos Whips It Out. Wonkagenda For Fri., Feb. 8, 2019

Jeff Bezos's Pecker war, Meatball rolls up to the Hill, and RIP John Dingell. Your morning news brief!

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The 154th Mass Shooting. Wonkagenda For Fri., June 29, 2018

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Everyone Mourns Differently. Father Of Texas School Shooter Mourns Like A Dick

Terrible how liberals blame others for their own actions. Just ask this Fox News watching NRA fan.

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American Dreams Take Second Place To Precious, Precious Guns

10 people are dead. 10 more are injured. A very unemotional discussion of some costs of having more guns than people in America.

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Maybe Nashville Shooter's Dad Shouldn't Have Returned His Guns. It's A Thought.

It's almost as if there's a problem with too many guns out there. Let's crack down on mentally ill people instead.

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Seb Gorka's Mustang Is Firin' On All 4 Cylinders Right Now!

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Julian Assange Is An Absolute Piece Of Sh*t. And Now You Have To Defend Him.

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