Gay-Hatin' Cake Nazi Wins At SCOTUS, But Religious Right Shouldn't Blow Its Wad Just Yet

This was a really shitty case, but don't worry, kids, SCOTUS didn't legalize gay bashing or anything.

Something Seems More Wrong With Donald Trump Jr.'s Face Than Usual

This is just a really bad picture of Donald Trump Jr. and Ted Cruz.

Trump Justice Department Will Protect Oppressed Cake Bigots From Vicious Cake-Loving Homosexuals

You can't tell ARTISTS what kind of ART they're supposed to make. Gah, you gays.