Uh Oh, Mayor Pete! Jacob Wohl Has A Rake, And He's Gonna Step On It! The saga of America's dumbest, most unfuckable Trump supporter continues. Evan Hurst News 30 Apr 2019
TFW You Try To Pay Women To Accuse Robert Mueller Of Rape But Just End Up Boning Yourself IT'S A OCTOBER DERP-PRISE! Evan Hurst News 30 Oct 2018
Oh Fiddlesticks, Did Jeff Sessions Do Even More Perjury About Russian Contacts Than We Thought? It slipped his mind! ALL OF IT SLIPPED HIS MIND! Evan Hurst News 01 Jun 2017
Millionaire Trumper Learns Grabbing Hotel Maids' Asses Could Lead To $50 Fine What has gone wrong with our rich white men? Doktor Zoom News 22 May 2017
