Today Would Be A Good Day For Moscow Mitch To Go F*ck Himself With A Russian Matryoshka Doll To be fair, all days are good days for that. Evan Hurst News 05 Sep 2019
PLEASE BUY ALAN DERSHOWITZ'S BOOK 'I LOVE TRUMP' WHICH IS NOT ABOUT ALAN DERSHOWITZ LOVING TRUMP YOU GODDAMN MCCARTHYITE MELTDOWN. Evan Hurst News 30 Jul 2018
'Denaturalization Task Force' Bad News, Even If It Does Deport Melanie We love legal immigrants, at least until we can make them illegal. Doktor Zoom News 06 Jul 2018
Alan Dershowitz Wishes Maxine Waters Would Stop Murdering Him At Martha's Vineyard Reversal of... you know Stephen Robinson News 03 Jul 2018
Let's Skim NYMag's Glenn Greenwald Profile And See How Stupid It Is New York Magazine did a profile of Glenn Greenwald. It is a very bad profile. Evan Hurst News 22 Jan 2018
Yes, Andrew Sullivan, It's Worse To Remove A Condom During Sex Than It Is To Be A Commie Andrew Sullivan doesn't think women should tell other women if a man removes a condom during sex. Robyn Pennacchia News 13 Jan 2018
Who Was Roy Cohn And Why Hath He Forsaken Donald Trump? Apart From Being Dead And All. Spoiler: Roy Cohn never had a sled named 'Rosebud' Doktor Zoom News 05 Jan 2018
Jill Stein Under Investigation Now, Probably For Being Too Right Uh oh, here come the mad comments! Evan Hurst News 19 Dec 2017
Slumlord Jared Kushner Will Keep His NYC Buildings Fully Stocked With Mold, Roaches During Pandemic News
COVID-19 Not A 'Bioweapon' Manufactured In A Lab, But Try Telling The Conspiracy Theorists That Conspiracy Theories
