Alex Jones Has Thoughts On Robert Mueller's Deep State Sex Orgy, By A Doctor Of Rhetoric
Alex Jones is a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a hypothetical gang-bang video.
17 May 2018
The 436,287 Best Times Sean Hannity Tongue-Bathed His 'Lawyer' Michael Cohen On Live TV!
This would be a BIG ETHICAL SCANDAL for Sean Hannity, if he ever had ethics in the first place.
17 Apr 2018
Ted Nugent Says He Isn't Hate Speech, YOU'RE The Hate Speech!
Unlike the slightly classier Frank Stallone, Nugent will not be apologizing for his remarks about the Parkland survivors.
02 Apr 2018
Fox News And GOP Idiots Fixin' To Destroy FBI Because Sexting Agents Forgot To Say 'LOL!'
Good God, the GOP is full of shit.
25 Jan 2018
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Fox News And Steve Bannon Invited To Go Fuck Themselves At Their Earliest Convenience
These assholes cannot stop falling all over themselves to defend alleged child molester Roy Moore!
10 Nov 2017
DNC, You Are Up Shit Creek. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Nov. 2, 2017
Paul Manafort's got some cuddle buddies in the mafia; Donna Brazile is torching the DNC and Hillary on her way out; and Trump is NOT FREAKING OUT. NOT. FREAKING. OUT.
02 Nov 2017
Bill O'Reilly Claims Bill O'Reilly An Innocent Victim Of Liberals, Just Like George Washington
Apparently Media Matters (and a really good Bill O'Reilly voice impersonator) just took 13 years to successfully put a hit out on his career.
19 Sep 2017
CNN Fires Nazi Joke Jeffrey Lord Over Nazi Joke
He keeps using that word. We do not think it means what he thinks it means.
11 Aug 2017
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