Trump Has No Time For A Dog, Because He's So Busy Tweeting And Pooping And Watching TV And ... Sure, Mr. President, whatever you say. Evan Hurst News 12 Feb 2019
Bezos Whips It Out. Wonkagenda For Fri., Feb. 8, 2019 Jeff Bezos's Pecker war, Meatball rolls up to the Hill, and RIP John Dingell. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 08 Feb 2019
Pelosi Will Tolerate Trump's Dumb Ass In Her House For One Night Only Your State Of The Union Preview! Stephen Robinson News 05 Feb 2019
Donald Trump Decides Heidi Cruz Too Ugly To Be World Bank President Cruz spox: It's an honor just to be considered (by the ignorant fuck). Doktor Zoom News 31 Jan 2019
Can We Call Trump A Literal Actual Russian Agent Now? What About Now? What About Now? What About ... Hey you guys, Trump and Putin had another secret meeting! Yes, another one! Evan Hurst Russia 30 Jan 2019
Nancy Pelosi Was Going To Go To Afghanistan Anyway, But Trump F*cked That Up Too Oh look, he was trying to put Pelosi AND the troops in Afghanistan in danger! Evan Hurst Featured 18 Jan 2019
'Make It Happen.' Wonkagenda For Fri., Jan. 18, 2019 Trump's shutdown enters day 28, and Michael Cohen was ordered to lie to Congress. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn Russia 18 Jan 2019
Donald Trump Tweeting Crazy Sh*t Again What does it mean? What does ANYTHING mean? Doktor Zoom News 14 Jan 2019
An American Hero And A Rapey McGrossFace Walk Into The Senate Judiciary Committee. Your Shitshow Hearing Liveblog!
