​SDNY, Are You OK? Blink Once For 'Yes,' Blink Twice For 'Bill Barr' Guess Trump is 'exonerated' AGAIN! Evan Hurst News 15 Jul 2019
​Trump Celebrates Birthday With His Only Friends: Dumbass 'Fox & Friends' Idiots We'd say we feel sorry for him but we don't like to lie. Evan Hurst News 14 Jun 2019
One Time Trump Sucked So Hard At Golf He Had To Cheat A Small Child To 'Win' Ladies and gentleladies of America, this is your president. Evan Hurst Culture 10 May 2019
Trump Autographing Bibles In Alabama, So ... Um ... HAVE A BLESSED F*CKIN' WEEKEND, Y'ALL! If Obama had ... Evan Hurst Culture 08 Mar 2019
Why Is President ToddlerSh*ts McSad Having A Meltdown Today? Oh, why ISN'T he? Perhaps that is a better question. Evan Hurst Russia 04 Mar 2019
HOLY JESUS F*CK! Your Michael Cohen Liveblog! Read the opening statement, and then let's watch this shitshow together! Evan Hurst Russia 27 Feb 2019
Trump Has No Time For A Dog, Because He's So Busy Tweeting And Pooping And Watching TV And ... Sure, Mr. President, whatever you say. Evan Hurst News 12 Feb 2019
Bezos Whips It Out. Wonkagenda For Fri., Feb. 8, 2019 Jeff Bezos's Pecker war, Meatball rolls up to the Hill, and RIP John Dingell. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 08 Feb 2019
Let's All Try To Wrap Our Brains Around This Incredibly Stupid Argument For The Electoral College popular
Trump Retweets Notorious British Racist Katie Hopkins In Order To Prove He Isn't Racist Post-Racial America
