Your Weekly Top Ten Is ... Um, Whatever YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW! Evan Hurst News 01 Jun 2019
White House Rechristens USS John McCain ... F*ck It This Is Pathetic, There's No Joke Here This is excellent news for ... wait. Stephen Robinson News 30 May 2019
Happy Memorial Day From Donald Trump, Who Loves America More Than You Do Which is why he's in Japan today. Doktor Zoom News 27 May 2019
Military Brass On Pres Pardoning War Criminals: Situation Trumpy All F*cked Up If the president pardons it, it's not a war crime. Doktor Zoom Military 23 May 2019
How's Trump Sh*tting On The Troops This Memorial Day? Get A Load Of THIS! There is no bottom to the bottom. Doktor Zoom Military 20 May 2019
Will The Real First Lady Please Show Up? Melania Trump makes first public appearance in weeks at a Fake Memorial Day event. Stephen Robinson News 04 Jun 2018
A Solemn Remembrance Of All The Times Barack Obama Did Memorial Day Wrong Remember the bad old days, when Barack Obama insulted the Troops every time he honored them? Doktor Zoom News 29 May 2018
Your Weekly Top Ten Is Not Jealous Of Ivanka Trump YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW! Evan Hurst News 03 Jun 2017