Dumbass Mississippi Governor Gonna Cure Coronavirus With BIBLE Could you please keep your coughing to a minimum? Governor Tater is tryin' to read the Good Word. Evan Hurst coronavirus 24 Mar 2020
Donald Trump Found A Black Woman To Blame For Roger Stone's Crimes Oh what a very big surprise. Evan Hurst Trump 13 Feb 2020
Meet Robert. Robert Wants To Be Governor Of Mississippi. OH NO, EVERYBODY THINKS YOU'RE F*CKING ROBERT NOW! Robert Foster can't be alone with lady reporters, because he might uncontrollably fuck them. That is what 'Christianity' means. Evan Hurst News 11 Jul 2019
Indelible In The Hippocampus Is The Laughter Of President Shitbag And His Deplorables Trump just made a free campaign ad for every Democrat who wants one. Evan Hurst News 03 Oct 2018
GOP Thinks It's Going To Beat Phil Bredesen By ... Shitting On Ben Folds And Jason Isbell? LOL OK Phil Bredesen's Rockin' The Suburbs, Just Like Ben Folds Did. Rockin' The Suburbs, Except Phil Bredesen's Talented ... Evan Hurst News 20 Aug 2018
Imagine A Vegan Restaurant Where Ranch Dressing Costs Extra But The Buttholes Are Free You may say I'm a dreamer ... but no, literally none of us wants this. Evan Hurst News 29 May 2018
Your Weekly Top Ten Is Heralding The Beginning Of Spring, With Dick Jokes! YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW! Evan Hurst News 21 Apr 2018
Memphis Tells Tennessee Lege To Fuck Off In Most DELIGHTFUL Way We are being punished for being BAD BOYS AND GIRLS when we took down all the Confederate Traitor Loser statues. Don't worry, we'll survive. Evan Hurst News 19 Apr 2018
