Meet Robert. Robert Wants To Be Governor Of Mississippi. OH NO, EVERYBODY THINKS YOU'RE F*CKING ROBERT NOW!

Robert Foster can't be alone with lady reporters, because he might uncontrollably fuck them. That is what 'Christianity' means.

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Indelible In The Hippocampus Is The Laughter Of President Shitbag And His Deplorables

Trump just made a free campaign ad for every Democrat who wants one.

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GOP Thinks It's Going To Beat Phil Bredesen By ... Shitting On Ben Folds And Jason Isbell? LOL OK

Phil Bredesen's Rockin' The Suburbs, Just Like Ben Folds Did. Rockin' The Suburbs, Except Phil Bredesen's Talented ...

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Your Weekly Top Ten Is Heralding The Beginning Of Spring, With Dick Jokes!

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Memphis Tells Tennessee Lege To Fuck Off In Most DELIGHTFUL Way

We are being punished for being BAD BOYS AND GIRLS when we took down all the Confederate Traitor Loser statues. Don't worry, we'll survive.

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NWA Told Badass Nashville Mayor To Fuck Tha Police, So She Did

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The Deleted Comments Before Christmas

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Racist In Chief. Wonkagenda For Wed., July 17, 2019

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Sh*t, Devin Nunes Found The Collusion! It Was HILARIOUS ZINGERS The Whole Time!

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Kellyanne Conway Denies Trump Wants Ethnostate, Asks Whether Reporter Is Hutu Or Tutsi

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Julian Assange Knew EXACTLY Who He Was Working For When He Ratf*cked The 2016 Election For Trump

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