Trump Tells America He DID NOT EITHER Have A Temper Tantrum, SHUT UP STINKY NANCY!

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Relax, Everyone: Robert Mueller Is Not DUMPING YOU, Just Kidding Maybe He Is

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White House Comms Shop Barren Wasteland, Like President's Brain

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Mike Pompeo Hopes To Kill State Dept In Time To C*ckblock Kris Kobach In Kansas

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All The Reasons Mueller Has No Case Against Trump, According To People Who Are Bad At 'Reasons'

This particular idiot is Matt Schlapp.

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Trump Sacrifices His Executive Time. Wonkagenda For Tues., May 29, 2018

Trump makes Memorial Day all about himself, Devin Nunes has a problem at home, and Rudy gets booed on his birthday. Your morning news brief.

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Sunday Show Roundup: Trump White House Mean Girls Take On Iran, North Korea, And John McCain

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Did Michelle Wolf Call Sarah Huckabee Sanders A 'Debased Redneck Motherfucker' Or Something?

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Julian Assange Is An Absolute Piece Of Sh*t. And Now You Have To Defend Him.

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